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Scottie Humor Too Good To Miss"High Brows and Four-Inch Legs: Rumor of Humor, Scottie-Style"Written and performed by Joseph Harvill, Publisher of Great Scots Magazine72 minutesOver the years readers have loved the Scottish Terrier humor prominent in the pages of Great Scots Magazine, especially the humor of down to earth Scottie attitude! Now you can enjoy a decade of MacHowlers set to music and served up larger than life by author and magazine editor, Joseph Harvill. These professionally recorded and mastered 'FunnyBones,' wisecracks, and misadventures will have you laughing and giggling and celebrating the dogs who stole your heart. Don't miss classics like, "Showdown At The Tome Corral" and "Squirrels and the Wil E. Coyote Blues". Perfect gift for every commuter who loves Scotties, or dogs, or enjoys good jokes, or anyone who values the therapy of old-fashioned laughter. Each $16.00 ![]() Songs of the AberdeenGreat Stories of Great Scottish Terriers from the pages of Great Scots MagazineRead by "The voice of Great Scots Magazine,"Joseph Harvill, PublisherOld-fashioned, feel good listening pleasure featuring the best-loved stories published in Great Scots Magazine, read by "the voice of GSM" Joseph Harvill, publisher. These are the true stories of unforgettable Scottish Terriers which have made GSM a treasure in Scottie lover's homes around the world. Stories, and storytelling are quintessential human activities, and Scottie lovers know that the magic of Scotties is they bring out the storyteller in us! In rural America before video, TV and cyberspace, there were storytellers who fired imaginations with tales too vivid to forget. Today's TV sitcoms and cinema are poor substitutes for stories that charm and fire one's imagination to noble ambitions. That's what 'Songs of the Aberdeen' does so well. For those who love great dogs, here are stories to fire your soul with Scottie-shaped themes of loyalty, love, courage, and commitment. Boxed set of two 60 minute audio cassette tapes Music by Gary Lamb© Stories Include: "McKnight & A Damsel In Distress," "June Bug Therapy," "Bird Dog With a Brogue," "Love Returned," "Zoe: God's Administrative Assistant," "Shorty: Infantry Mascot Who Fought in WWII," "The Art of Loving Well," "Requiem for a Dog Named Sam," plus selected original Limericks and poems.
ISBN 0-9703701-0-3$12.00 Boxed Set
What Listeners Say "These stories feed one's deep humanity because they invite us to open ourselves to feel and embrace emotions which in ordinary affairs today we repress. Here we can drop defensive masks and in the company of great dogs indulge uninhibited celebration of friendship in its purest form. These stories put Scottie songs in your heart!" J.H. New Mexico "Songs of the Aberdeen" and The Good Life Begins with a Scottie are Joseph Harvill's paean to the breed, to his beloved Scotties past and present, to the Scotties who fill such an essential place in all our lives. Read his words and listen to his voice. You will laugh at Nati and her sage advice, you will cry as the light in Sammy's eyes finally fades, you will share in Linda Hill's last letter to her beloved Angus, and you will never be the same again." B.L. Connecticut
Scottie Woven Tapestry Throw BlanketSnuggle up to Scottie warmth in this woven Scottie Throw coverlet. Perfect weekend 'cozy' companion for your favorite book, or a bold decor statement on your couch or bed or wall. Handsome Scottish Terrier woven into the 100% cotton tapestry is classy as the dogs who own your home! Large 60": x 47" size with finished fringe border. Ideal snuggle weight--lighter than a cumbersome blanket yet heavy enough to keep you warm. Washable cotton. It's a keeper! Each $40.00
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What has the softness of a cloud, the feisty color of the Highlands, and the naptime "Ah-r-r-r-o-o-o" of your Scottish Terrier? It's our new reversible, plush Scottie MacNapper© , the cuddly nap mat perfect for Scottie royalty! Every self-respecting royal dog of the Highlands can be rugged and hard as nails when the situation demands, but they can also appreciate life's little comforts, too. Here's a sleep mat made for your dog's tired bones when they need just the right rumpling and scratching to make a perfect nest. Tartan side has luxurious long pile nap texture; black side has faux lambs wool nap. This is the perfect protective mat for furniture, or bedspread, or floor, and because it's reversible and machine washable it can go outside or on a camping trip or wherever your Scottie needs a soft spot to rest weary bones. Large enough for large-sized Scotties or two petite snugglers, it measures 32" x 23" and comes with a rolled-batting filled and stitched border. Now you can give your dog's naps the importance your Scottie gives to them!
Each $34.00

Mug declares “To read is good. To read about dogs is better. To read about Scotties is best!” Enjoy your favorite beverage in this 10 oz., dishwasher safe mug. Wrap design repeats image on both sides.
Each $10.00

If good coffee is the nectar of the gods then our MacJava© Mugs are vessels divine. Finally, handpainted coffee mugs worthy of the aroma and satisfaction of your morning's first cup of coffee. Artist Michelle Cook, whose Scottie Super Bowls© turned dog dishes into art forms, has now enriched your morning coffee with her magical Scottie art.
Available singly or as sets our MacJava© Mugs feature a running or standing Scottie in black or wheaten with small bone accents. Fully glazed and handpainted 14 ounce mug assures plenty of java to get your day started right. Now you can celebrate your morning, your brew, and your best friend in Scottie-style befitting true perfection!
Handmade items allow 4-6 weeks Shipping.
Single Mug $30.00
Pair of Mugs $58.00
Set of Four Mugs $112.00

Our ‘Big Dog’ shirt announces the wearer as “Property of a Big Dog In a Little Dog’s Body.” These are over-size shirts, extra long, 90% cotton, 10% polyester in Heather Gray with black screenprint.
Sizes XL, 2XL, 3XL
Each $23.50

New snuggly cute Tartan Scottie sleepshirt. Azelea color with black print. 100% preshrunk knot cotton. Two patch pockets.
Size: One size fits most (24” wide 37” long).
Each $26.50

It’s not just our dogs who are sophisticates! Tartan Scottie daffodil yellow sweatshirt problaims the fame of our dogs…and subtly the charm of Scottie owners too! 90% cotton, 10% polyester. It’s a keeper!
Each $30.00 M - XL
Each $34.00 2XL

Unique translation of the wise ways of the little dogs who own your heart. Silver screenprinting on black 100% cotton shirts make a message-shirt none can ignore. "Bigger is not better, Loyalty is job #1, Be kind to little guys, Size is an attitude, Enjoy your own company, Never hurry a relationship, Digging in the earth is good therapy ... here are 19 Scottily wise, down-to-earth principles to live by worthy of the good life. Now you can proclaim the fame of the wise little dogs you know and love!
Color: Silver on Black | Sizes: Medium - 2X
100% Pre-shrunk Cotton
Each $16.50 M-XL) | 2X $18.50

It’s roomy – 20” long, 13” high, 6” wide gusseted bottom; it’s rugged canvas; it’s bright and colorful; and it’s royally Scottified with the message - “To read is good. To read about dogs is better. To read about Scotties is best!” Shoulder straps make this bag perfect to carry your books, papers groceries. Snap closure keeps contents inside. Machine washable.
20" x 13" x 6".
Each $22.00

Perfect for the Scottish Terrier lover who carries her lunch to the office, or for school lunches. Embroidered "listening Scotties" remind you all day of the dog who owns your heart.
8.5" x 12" x 5.5".
Each $13.50

Your Scottie needs a travel bag, tooone with functionality and handsome good looks worthy of highland royalty! We've created just the doggie duffle your dog needs when you hit the road. Plenty of capacity for Scottie food, bowls, leashes, toys, and lots of doggie stuff. Keep it all together in one handsomely embroidered bag! Features 420 denier polyester PVC. 18" x 9" x 8.5" double zippered. Ergonomic, adjustable and detachable padded shoulder strap with non-slip pad. Extra wide webbing handles with fabric velcro wrap handle. Zippered sleeve pocket. Order two, so you won't have to ask your 'MacDuff' to borrow his bag to take to the gym!
$25.00 each

Friends Series Notecards
Series One and Two of our frameable notecards will bring smiles to every lucky recipient. Blank inside for your personal message. Size 4.25 inch by 5.5 inch with envelopes. Each set contains eight cards plus envelopes, two each of the four cards in the set. Perfect hostess gift or new puppy gift. Ideal 'thank you' for anyone who is owned by a Scottie!
Set One: $12.00
Set Two: $12.00






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Custom Memorial Box for friends who are gone but not forgotten

Whimsical Scotties in the Red, White, and Blue. Handmade polymer ceramic pins are cute as a button and will leave your friends saying, "Where did you get that jewelry?" Approximate size 2 inches nose to tail. Locking clasp pin back. Each piece handmade, so slight variation is expected.
MacFlaggins© (single-flag design) $26.00 each

Full Set $24.00
Pin $12.50
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"Zany." "Whacky." "Too-Cute-To-Scoot"-- our Scottish Terrier Yardbird captures the character of the dogs you love like nothing you've ever seen. Welded out of portions of garden tools and other steel bits and pieces, our Yardbird Scottie's expression and personality will make you smile everytime you walk past him. He's an original, just like the breed that owns your heart!
Size: 18 inches long, 13 inches tall.
$86.50 each (special shipping required: add $16.95).
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Let your bumpers do the talking as you celebrate the breed that owns your heart! Our original design Scottish Terrier License Plate Frames and Scottie License Plates are classy as the dogs that inspired them. Frames are chrome plated plastic so the chrome shine won't tarnish and water-spot as metal does. Raised black letters on white background. Scottie Plates are regulation size, embossed metal with the phrase, "Mother Nature's Class Act."
License Frame $10.50 pair
License Plate $12.00 each

It's not a collectible but your Scottie will think it's MAGIC
Formulated for the equine market to de-tangle prize horse's mane and tail, Cowboy Magic works wonders on tangled and matted Scottish Terrier coats as well. Few Scotties enjoy brushing . . . nor would YOU if it meant pulling your hair out!
Just a small dollop in your palm and worked into your Scottie's coat will go a long way toward taking the 'cat fight' out of brushing. It won't brush for you, but Cowboy Magic will take the tangle out of your tango.
$12.50 4 oz tube
Set of 3 $11.25
TermsThese items are not mass-produced and are not available in stores or catalogs. Each is a Tartan Scottie original design, hand-crafted by carefully chosen artists from across the country whose professionalism assures quality additions to your personal Scottish Terrier memorabilia collection. Some items limited quantity. No backorders on closeouts and limited editions. All items first come, first served. You will be notified if item ordered is sold out. E-mail us if you have questions. Use our secure order site for Internet safe transactions. Visa and Mastercard orders accepted. Order also toll-free 800-766-6091 Order early and return often to this page for Internet Specials, available only from our website. |